NASA just detected an asteroid that will impact us in the next 1,000 years

At 4:23 P. M. Eastern Time on 3/28 NASA picked up a new asteroid. Studies of its velocity show it going close to us within the next thirty years and then colliding with us in a little over 800. The asteroid will be big enough to raise tides over 30 feet and even change the moons path. Also this is a prank. I have been waiting all day to get my max posts cleared.