heyo! today we are talking about PlayStation! we will be discussing how it sucks, and how it is decent. let’s start off with our first image.
here, we have the PS5 controller. one reason why it is horrible is because both joysticks are on the same y level, preventing the need for hand no eye coordination. there are also little tiny dumb buttons which have no purpose. also, how are we supposed to know what those shapes are for? don’t you learn your abc’s before shapes? anyway, let’s look at the console.
here, we have the console. how are we gonna protect our gaming time from little kids when it’s curved? we need them to get poked. same with us, how do we get the rage from being poked if it’s curved? i mean like, what? playstation will never exceed the power of xbox.
Credits: PlayStation, for making weird gaming consoles. :)
Before you ask, I did grow up with PlayStation, until I met Xbox in all of it’s glory.
@DrexxVolv damn bro
@Pepethecat yes, but be careful, my jaw closes
prepare for ball torture
@DrexxVolv OOO AAA monkey brain oo aaa can I put my balls in yo jaws?
@pianoplanepianorocket holy fruck
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@Pepethecat says the PlayStation user
@DrexxVolv I'm a PC user actual ooo aaa ooo aa monkey brain
@Pepethecat says the PlayStation user
Literal brainlet
@pianoplanepianorocket ;-;
too big
@DrexxVolv
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@pianoplanepianorocket lel
@DrexxVolv lol
@pianoplanepianorocket cus I can 😏
@DrexxVolv VVhy
@pianoplanepianorocket Yeah, I am doing a bunch of these. They are weekly.
AGAIN?
@NotAGopnik Holy crap you’re right….
@NotAGopnik :0
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT!?!?!?
@PanzerAerospace xbox 1 will outlive us all
I had a Old PS3 when I was younger, but I got an Xbox 360 (yes, Xbox one existed) and I forgot PlayStation. Now I have a Xbox 1.
@Chtite451SR2 Heh.
@DrexxVolv ok
Ik
I came to the forums with thoughts on finding this here…
@Chtite451SR2 These are all jokes. They come out on Fridays, or Sundays and Saturdays.