Warning! If you fail in one step, its all gonna come crashing down.

Are you dirt poor? Are you spending all your money trying to afford food and water, you know, the most basic human necessities? Are your parents preventing you from downloading the game for whatever reason? Then this is the place for you!

Alright now lets begin!

Step 1:

Go to your local gas station, (banks are a bit too guarded) once you get there, steal every bit of money you can find there. Just don't kill anybody (yet).

Step 2:

Drive around in Illinois until you find a house with the name "Jundroo" on one of its walls. Get out a gun and bust open the door.

Step 3:

Once you're in, locate Andrew Garrison and hold him at gun point. You remember the money you stole from your local gas station? Give him that money, then proceed to "borrow" his computer. (Its located in the 2nd floor of the HQ.)

Step 4:

Meet me in the USA. Talk to me about how your previous steps went. If you pass, I will help you on the next step and BELIEVE ME, without a companion, you will die. If you fail, I won't help you on the next steps. Better to surrender to the police.

Step 5:

Go to New York City and locate the Trump tower. Be very careful because there are a lot of guards that may shoot you. Go to the top floor, and be as vigilant as possible. You should now see a locked door. If you have killed a security guard, he should drop the key. Use it on the door. You should see stacks of cash.

Step 6:

Drive back to Garrison's house. Then show Garrison his cash that you gave him. At this point, Garrison will be so excited that he will give you his computer and 100 copies of simplerockets 2.

Step 7:

Enjoy your new copies of SR2, for as long as you can before the FBI arrives. (You may want to donate the excess copies so less people die.)

Let me know if this helped you in the comments!