Well, it started when Cletus and Billy Bob Jr the 2nd and twice removed cousin Brutus Senior the 7th had their home raided by the "government"

So, naturally, they turned the trailer into a spaceship to get away, because Brutus Senior the 7th had a record.

Eventually, after a long day of hunting space squirrels, they landed on the moon. After that, Billy Bob Jr the 2nd came up with the idea to make a basecamp.

Life became boring, so Cletus stole a space tractor. He got tired and wanted to go home. He was disappointed there was no cheese on the moon.

Oh, and he got passed a space car. He almost didn't see it or even know it was there, because it made no noise.

Time also passed on. Cletus got married and had 23 children, and was known as the only redneck to return from the moon in a tractor. The End

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