Ragdoll Tester

The Adventure of Mr. Ragdoll:

“Ahem Umm, this is Mr. Ragdoll speaking, I don’t want to do this, it’s too risky,” (Another guy from the space center) “No, I want you to do it,”
“But, I might die!”
“No you won’t”
“But I have kids!”
“They're In Luna for their field trip”
“Fine, Whatever, just give me $1,000,000”
“Deal”
Steps into the rocket
(Space Center): “LAUNCH COUNTDOWN IN T-10 SECONDS”
“IGNITION SEQUENCE STARTING IN T-10 SECONDS”
“10”
“9”
“8”
“7”
“6”
“5”
“4”
“3”
“2”
“1”
“IGNITION!!!!”
BOOOOM, wooooosh
(SR2 Weekly & SP Weekly) “This week in 11/08/2018, is history, you’re about to experience the first launch of the first ever ragdoll ever in space”
(Mr. Ragdoll) “Ooof, I don’t feel so good.”
“Should’ve taken those motion sickness medicine gummies”
(Space Center) “T+50 seconds in flight!”
BOOOM (sonic boom)
(Space Center) “We’ve past 390 m/s, stage 1 separation”
Click, Whooooosh
(Five Minutes Later)
(Mr. Ragdoll) “ughhh, I hate this.”
“At least my family will be proud of me”
Click (interstage separation)
“Woah, I’m floating!”
“Yippee! This is fun!”
(Ten Minutes Later)
(Space Center) “Brace for Reentry Mr. Ragdoll, this would be really tough!”
(Mr.Ragdoll) “It’s getting hot in here...”
“Aaah! Fire I’m on fire!”
Faints for 1 minute
“Woah what happened? Did I survive?”
Wooosh (Parachute deploys)
“OW! That G force hurts!”
Five Minutes Later
(Space Center) “100m”
“50m”
“40m”
“30m”
“20m”
“10m”
“SPLASHDOWN!”
(Mr. Ragdoll)
“Oh man, oh man oh man oh man.”
“That”
“Was”
“Horribl-“
“-ly AMAZING!”
Space Center Crew Cheers

-The End