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disclaimer: parody of McBig Boi and not endorsed by the creator of him in any way

have you ever looked at a McBig Boi and thought, "if only I could get this fantastic guy in a more manageable package"? well now you can! meet McSmol Boi. He goes by the street name lil' boyo. He may not be big, but his dreams of becoming a rapper are. With approximately 70% of the great personality of McBig Boi in a smaller package(we had to cut back on brain size), this portable option is great if you need a small dumb friend. This version is rated at an IQ of 75. We have different versions ranging from IQ 45 to 95. either way he's pretty dumb, but his heart is big. Well, as big as it can be in his tiny body. He will be a great addition to a family, or just as a form of entertainment.

GENERAL INFO

  • Successors 5 craft(s) +42 bonus
  • Created On: iOS
  • Game Version: 0.9.305.0
  • Price: $9,593k
  • Number of Parts: 2
  • Dimensions: 0 m x 0 m x 0 m

PERFORMANCE

  • Total Delta V: 0m/s
  • Total Thrust: 600N
  • Engines: 2
  • Wet Mass: 311kg
  • Dry Mass: -20,115kg

STAGES

Stage Engines Delta V Thrust Burn Mass

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    I made a seat for it

    3.0 years ago
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    What?! We’re getting smaller now?!

    3.9 years ago
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    1,126 Blaze77gun

    Happy Crewmate Noises

    4.2 years ago
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    613 stander

    um

    4.5 years ago
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    1,666 SpaceChimp1

    At least the little guy is operative whereas the big guy is not exactly able bodied, at least hasn't been on my screen.

    4.6 years ago
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    1,666 SpaceChimp1

    how indeed?!.
    It states two engines.... i don't see any. Hmm. How indeed?

    4.6 years ago
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    15.7k Hylo

    ANTMAN

    4.6 years ago
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    7,218 AvSpace

    h o w

    +1 4.6 years ago

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