By far the lowest effort craft I’ve ever released
Ill do an actual decent version of this later on, but for now have this
Happy april first

GENERAL INFO

  • Successors 1 craft(s)
  • Created On: iOS
  • Game Version: 1.0.8.0
  • Price: $5,611k
  • Number of Parts: 39
  • Dimensions: 8 m x 6 m x 5 m

PERFORMANCE

  • Total Delta V: 7.4km/s
  • Total Thrust: 1.1MN
  • Engines: 10
  • Wet Mass: 1.44E+5kg
  • Dry Mass: 24,130kg

STAGES

Stage Engines Delta V Thrust Burn Mass
1 10 7.4km/s 1.1MN 9.9m 1.44E+5kg

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    Moai or moʻai (/ˈmoʊ.aɪ/ ( MOH-eye; Spanish: moái; Rapa Nui: moʻai, lit. 'statue') are monolithic human figures carved by the Rapa Nui people on Rapa Nui (Easter Island) in eastern Polynesia between the years 1250 and 1500. Nearly half are still at Rano Raraku, the main moai quarry, but hundreds were transported from there and set on stone platforms called ahu around the island's perimeter. Almost all moai have overly large heads, which comprise three-eighths the size of the whole statue and they have no legs. The moai are chiefly the living faces (aringa ora) of deified ancestors (aringa ora ata tepuna). The statues still gazed inland across their clan lands when Europeans first visited the island in 1722, but all of them had fallen by the latter part of the 19th century. The moai were toppled in the late 18th and early 19th centuries, possibly as a result of European contact or internecine tribal wars. The production and transportation of the more than 900 statues is considered a remarkable creative and physical feat. The tallest moai erected, called Paro, was almost 10 metres (33 ft) high and weighed 82 tonnes (81 long tons; 90 short tons). The heaviest moai erected was a shorter but squatter moai at Ahu Tongariki, weighing 86 tonnes (85 long tons; 95 short tons). One unfinished sculpture, if completed, would be approximately 21 m (69 ft) tall, with a weight of about 145–165 tonnes (143–162 long tons; 160–182 short tons). Statues are still being discovered as of 2023. The average height of the moai is about 4 m (13 ft), with the average width at the base around 1.6 m (5.2 ft). These massive creations usually weigh around 12.5 tonnes (13.8 tons) each. All but 53 of the more than 900 moai known to date were carved from tuff (a compressed volcanic ash) from Rano Raraku, where 394 moai in varying states of completion are still visible today. There are also 13 moai carved from basalt, 22 from trachyte and 17 from fragile red scoria. At the end of carving, the builders would rub the statue with pumice.

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    538 KERBQ

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    4,038 Dawon

    @Gameknight3603 true!!

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    @Dawon ah yes, the infamous hamburger, a fine delicacy, in fact I would consider it the pinnacle of human achievement. Don’t get me started on the glorious beef patty that the burger is built around, or the soft, melted cheese that coats the patty… overall, hamburgers are very good, and I would highly recommend them to anyone who has never had the pleasure of consuming one

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    4,038 Dawon

    @Gameknight3603 what is your opinion on hamburgers

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    1,039 CassioQuest

    🍷🗿

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    75 NASA22

    @Gameknight3603 ok

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    @NASA22 it’s just a silly little craft released for April fools

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    75 NASA22

    Wait.. is this an April fools??

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    14.2k CardZlol

    Hey, ive seen this one before

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    @Dawon my guy, I’m North American, is that good enough?

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    this is a certified 🗿 moment

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    4,038 Dawon

    @DeepSpaceIndustries oh well. Either way, if it ain't American, it ain't right!

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    hello this is Ronald Wilson Reagan speaking

    🇨🇳🗿❤️

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    Finally, a use for my 🗿 voice.

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    @FallenPancakezz thank you for that information, I’ll make sure to pin it

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    120 Ferbane

    🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿

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    m o y a i 🗿

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    🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

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    @Dawon he's not British LMAO

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    Oh ma god it’s an Easter island head 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

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    4,038 Dawon

    It isn't April yet. Opinion disregarded. Yucky brit!!!

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    55.1k KirRu

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