A man in a thick New York accent delivers company-issued Guinness Extra Stout to all the employees allowed.
Warning: Carl is not allowed ANY Extra Stout. Carl, 130, is an alcoholic, and though he achieves immortality through mild drunkenness, and is the Founder’s best living friend, he is not allowed to have any alcoholic beverage other than red wine. The ladt time he got ahold of the good stuff, he went on a murderous rampage. Do not let it happen again, or you will be fired and unable to aquire any other job. The Founder is the heir to the throne of Droo and can do anything.
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