Cronus ICBM

In the height of the Super Totally Not Copyrighted Interversal Battle between puny Earthlings, Kerbals, SFSians, and Droods, the Droods decided to launch an ICBM at them but failed to do so due to insane Dv requirments. But a few things they did discover is accidentally bombing themselves and the effects Chernobyl on a Drood, neither of those were good. So they began working on another ICBM with the help of the A L M I G H T Y T I N K E R P A N E L. They made the Cronus ICBM but it onlys has 9km/s Dv because they forgot to abuse the tinker panel.

Early designs
Cronus was supposed to be reusable except when trying to put back the rocket inside the giant Vanilla donuts, there were no more Giant Vanilla donuts, it was just black donuts. To avoid this, they used thrust Jets of Kerelox to push the ICBM above the towers and then light the two main engines. The Droodian Military didn't have much money left after Yuri spent it all on KSP copies for his friends, so testing of a reusable Cronus was impossible.

Stats
Stages: 2
Dv: 9.2km/s
Range: 5500km+
Badass amount: 50%

How to make it not explode in your face (guide)
1. Set throttle to 1 to and stage
2. Only activate the main engines once your heading is where you want to go and you have cleared the towers
3. Start pitching and hope you don't commit nuclear explosion
4. Get a sandwich
5. Eat the sandwich
6. Once you get to stage 2, turn on RCS to improve aiming
7. Laugh at your enemies
8. Ez gg