[SOAR] Super Overkill Asparagus-Staged Rocket

Have you ever wanted to go to space with multiple korolev crosses? Have you ever wanted to use a rocket with an unexcusable amount of booster stages? Have you ever wanted to destroy a small vilage right next to your launch site and then brag about it to china stating how the long march is weak compared to your rocket? Well do we have the rocket for you! This 5,897,326kg rocket will allow you to do all of these things at a low price of just only 669.7 million dollars! It can also serve as a firework. (Notice: by staging too soon and entering firework mode you will void your warrenty. Also we are not responsible for any damages caused. Paint kits are not available to buy. This rocket contains matirials known to the state of california to cause the following: Death, Super Death, Cancer, Phone death, The heat death of the universe or nearby University, and sudden reality shifts.)