Designed by the exact opposite of the modern rocket scientist, this electric AND RTG powered rover is made to overcome all obstacles. Only joking, of course. It ACTUALLY fails at a moment’s notice, never stays stable, and spreads conspiracy theories on its Twitter Page. In fact, the team who designed it was so inept that they completely forgot the descent system, leaving it stranded in orbit until someone flew up from the lunar base with a jetpack to retrieve it.

(The last image is an older, version made before the college students who built the rover graduated and lost all maturity. It shows it “Sciencing”)

GENERAL INFO

  • Created On: iOS
  • Game Version: 0.9.614.0
  • Price: $692k
  • Number of Parts: 49
  • Dimensions: 2 m x 3 m x 5 m

PERFORMANCE

  • Total Delta V: 0m/s
  • Total Thrust: 0N
  • Engines: 0
  • Wet Mass: 4,876kg
  • Dry Mass: 2,724kg

STAGES

Stage Engines Delta V Thrust Burn Mass

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    13.8k Vedhaspace

    @VosAerospace ok

    3.7 years ago
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    25.6k VosAerospace

    @Vedhaspace thats what the rover thinks at least

    3.7 years ago
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    I'm still new to the bells and whistles of this game, so how'd you get the fancy font on the "Mars Sucks" flag?

    3.7 years ago
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    13.8k Vedhaspace

    @VosAerospace mars sucks?

    +1 3.8 years ago
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    25.6k VosAerospace

    @NebulaSpaceAgency just don’t touch the falklands. then they’ll REALLY get mad

    3.8 years ago
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    @VosAerospace Korania is very angy and will now delete the british isles

    3.8 years ago
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    25.6k VosAerospace

    @NebulaSpaceAgency poor liechtenstein. they get conquered now too

    3.8 years ago
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    1,576 DARO

    I definitely agree with the rover's name. Very fitting.

    3.8 years ago
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    @VosAerospace what about poor Liechtenstein

    3.8 years ago
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    25.6k VosAerospace

    @NebulaSpaceAgency yes. And a detachable British flag to colonize for the empire

    3.8 years ago
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    you should give it a gun so it can steal the galaxy’s oil for america

    3.8 years ago
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    Excuse me... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO MARS???

    3.8 years ago

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